STRANGE APPEARANCES

Members of the Jabronii were startled to learn of the massive amounts of Ninja Boots native to the Drumheller Alberta area. One couldn't take in an interactive display at the Tyrrell Museum or wander the desolate cliffs above the Hoodoos without running into several examples of this unusual trend.

"I guess you had to be there" opined TS after snapping a photograph of one of the boots for posterity. "The amount of Ninjas around here are distracting me from my game of Chopstick, Rice and Noodle, I forgot that nothing beats Chopstick!"

Jabronii Times officials have also learned that large quantities of boots can be found near rural Alberta towns province wide, and lululemon apparel boutiques.