HEALTH & WELLNESS

IS THIS HOW YOU LOOK EVERY XMAS HOLIDAY SEASON, TRAPPED IN THE FROZEN NORTH?

Well now is your chance to choose NOT to be a SOUR BP and instead elect to be happy, suntanned, wet, wild, and most of all WARM this holiday season! Medical studies have shown that liberal amounts of tequila mixed with equal parts sun and sand have an acute effect on the overall happiness of an individual. This happiness has been found to carry over into other aspects of a subject's life upon his or her return to the frozen north such as in the work environment, in personal relationships, and has even been known to lead to ambitious career planning. Some side effects may occur such as chronic masturbation, sunburns, intense dislike for snow and cold, and in rare cases liver failure.
That being said, a panel of medical experts has agreed that the benefits far outweigh the risks asociated with the aforesaid treatment and strongly recommends that all those with the means get the hell out of Canada and go to a Mexican beach for new years.
You dont need to take our word for it though - check out this testamonial from a canadian that left for mexico some 3 years ago (name withheld by request, seems there are some student loan issues):

Snow? thats that cold wet stuff isnt it? or is it frozen? i can never remember how that works. now where did i put my drink? must be over there with my beach towel. so yeah snow...its all white right? i got something else thats all white it you are interested...but its not cold! come closer and i will...

(interview terminated)

Make yourself well again. Choose the 3rd world. When the icecaps melt, you are gonna come here anyway. Beat the crowds.



- LBS Media Group