IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

The Calgary area has issued an "Amber Alert" due to the apparent disappearance of young BP. The Edmonton area lad was last seen heading off to the Rodeo with others when he mysteriously vanished, only to leave several cryptic cellular phone messages with bewildered Jabrones. In true Jabronii fashion, BP was quickly left for dead and everyone moved on with their lives. LB was last seen in the company of several eligible bachelors with what can only be described as a look of contentment with nary a worry about closure. BP was last seen wearing cowboy boots, a sky blue pearl buttoned shirt with a Sherrif Star and rakish red bandanna with a winter weight felt 5 gallon hat. No seriously, that is what he was wearing. Well, whatever, look for him anyway.

Also deemed missing this past weekend was CF's blood circulation to the area below his snakeskin belt, and BW's lunch which was last seen alongside HWY 2 on the way back to Edmonton.