FASHION SECTION

As Stampede grows ever closer, the Jabronii have been feverishly searching out festive Cowboy garb. BP has narrowed his choices down to a pair of skin tight Wranglers and pink cowboy boots. As of press time he wasn't sure how he could incorporate a speedo into the mix, but he is a creative lad and should never be counted out when it comes to shock and awe.
Sometime Jabronii CF has stated that he isn't down for cowboy wear, but our sources tell us he has long been looking for the right "look" and he thinks he has found it.

The sketch on the right typifies what CF looks for in an outfit. The white hat says "I'm gay, but you can introduce me to Mama Pinner, i'll give her what she needs" The double breasted tunic is nicely offset by the orange bicep bands, and the pants are obviously accommodating enough even for the C-Unit as shown by the precariously dangling six shooter. This outfit says " I can wrangle horses, or I can just lay around the steambath"


Here is another ensemble fresh from Meheeko. This summer the true urban cowboy is dressed for an excess of sucksess. Unlike most cowboy fashions these days, the boots are displayed to their full height, drawing attention to the elaborate needlepoint work on the leather uppers. Note the sleek machismo radiating from the cobra skin on the lower part of the boots. Breathtaking is the word. This bold outfit is designed to keep your cowboy cool with shortened trousers, genuine polyester sport blend with a proud racing stripe down the side so that cowpokes still know that you mean business despite the festive yellow color that implies playfulness. Tying the whole ensemble together we could only have used the definitive piece of our collection: the scorpion belt. We definitely think that this is the look of the season.