PLAZ B HOSTS THE WORLD

On October 16th 2010, the established rules of society will be compromised.

The first inaugural NHL grass hockey tournament will take place at a sod covered playground yet to be determined. NHL commish (Natural Homosexual Lads) PlazB on the idea behind the tourney, " Well, I like dicks, and this seemed like the best way to get as many dicks as possible within reach. Like, I'm no B Fleets, but I know how to get down"

Hillbilly finishes in the top 10

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In a surprise recount, Scotty J was able to crack the top 10 in the annual Pincup Classic. When reached for comment Mr. J stated the following, "The key to my top ten finish was wearing jeans on the golf course, the lack of chaffing allowed me to excel in later events."

Long Layoff

After a lengthy layoff the Jabroni Times is ready to recommence publishing. The world deserves to be a part of the process that is the Jabroni outing.


Stay tuned for upcoming updates.....

OBITUARY

Tragic News from Churchill Manitoba.

Longtime RCMP horseman Officer Dudley was murdered today while on routine patrol through the ice ridden streets of Churchill Manitoba.

"It was terrible", wept Dudley's protege BPlaz, "We were busy performing our nightly oath to the Beaver, Moose and QEII when that Polar Bear dragged Dudley right out of our igloo"

"I thought nothing of it, because Dudley has a pet Polar Bear, but that wasn't Nanook!! It wasn't Nanook!!!, It wasn't Nanook!!"

The interview ended here as Constable Plaz needed to be restrained his grief was so immense.

As evidenced by the above photograph, all that was left was Dudley's carcass, and the little pieces of cardboard used to flare out the standard issue Mountie trousers.

Rhode Island Reds

NEW MEMBERSHIP OPPORTUNITY!!

Never one to let the grass grow under his feet, youthful Jabronii TS joined a new club last Thursday in Las Vegas.

"It's not very exclusive" commented the new member, " In fact, it is not even a requirement to know another member by their first name!"

When asked if there were any drawbacks to joining such an elite organization TS stated "Well, it is a notch on the belt, but that same belt is now soaked in urine which has caused me no end of health concerns. It is almost as soaked as my shoes!"

Jabroni Approves of New Federal Budget

Mathis Parker weighed in today after a few days of pondering the new Federal budget; "I feel these advancements made by Stephen Harper will contribute significantly to me being able to afford a college better than the Last Chance College (LCC). He then proceeded to fill his pants with a green tar-like substance and cry until they were changed.



"Do you know what that smell is dad? That's servitude and you better get used to it."

TRAVEL SECTION

TUESDAY MORNING

Lone Tree Golf Course

http://www.lonetreegolf18.com/rkcourse.asp?HID=436&TM=4156&RN=168016

With several holes that encounter water, this course offers a stark contrast to most in the Arizona market. At a full price of $52 for 18 holes before discounts, Lone Tree is also one of the most affordable tracks in the area.

TRAVEL SECTION

MONDAY AFTERNOON

Trilogy Course at Power Ranch

http://www.trilogygolfclub.com/powerranch/

The home course for the Jabronii trip, the Trilogy course is situated in the Queens Creek basin, surrounded by many of the East Valley's visual landmarks. The current price for twilight golf is $50 per round after 1:00PM, this will only go down as they haven't posted the April rates as of yet. This is also before potential discounts.

TRAVEL SECTION

MONDAY MORNING

Poston Butte Golf Club

http://www.postonbuttegc.com/index.php

A brand new course with a very impressive pedigree. Managed by illustrious golf course managment firm Troon Golf, PB promises to be a gem of the valley. An island green and crushed lava in lieu of desert sand are two small unique touches. In two years this course will bo only available to play for well over $100 per round, April's pre-discount price is $70 per round.

TRAVEL SECTION

After months of tireless searching, Four courses have been chosen to host the Jabronii arriving in Mid-April. Narrowing down the choices from hundreds to only four has been an arduous task, but well worth the effort.

SUNDAY AFTERNOON

The Duke at Rancho Eldorado

http://www.thedukegolf.com/view.asp?id=226&page=4261

After winning the rights to proclaim itself as the # 1 new public course in Arizona for 2003, coupled with ridiculous Twilight rates available makes this course a no brainer for the Jabrone. A before potential discount price of $40 for Twilight play makes this the perfect locale for the Jabrones warm up.

Vegas Baby!

TRAVEL SECTION

After furious debate and endless searching of travel based websites, the answer to the Jabronii question was lying close at hand.
Since purchasing several shady conveyances at rock bottom deals from Pincock connections Jabronii JB required the addition of an AMA RV Gold membership. This has come in handy at several junction over the years, but no more than today when it saved the Jabronii's ten dollars over the next lowest rate.
Egyptian paradise "The Luxor" will open up it's lotus petals for the intrepid Canadians. Hotel appointed travel companion Mustafa (as seen below) will be more than happy to show the boys to their rooms, and.... well that's pretty much all he is good for.