ENTERTAINMENT

Calgary is about to recieve another Hollywood boom as the makers of Brokeback Mountain have decided to once again use the fair city as a staging ground, this time for the sequel, "Brokeback Mountain 2: Quite a bit gayer"

Before he went missing, Jabronii BP was in the running for the head role in the movie, which will be directed by Eastern European newcomer Scoti, as seen above in the edgy glasses.
"This movie will be less about the cinematography and the shame of forbidden love, and more about the man on man action" opined Scoti "This movie will be my "Clockwork Orange", but with more , well gay sex".