PINCUP CLASSIC SEPT 23-24

The locals have been forewarned, the bars have hung closed signs, and KY has dropped off a pallet of their fine lubricant at the Greyhound station in downtown Athabasca. What does this all mean?

It must be time for the inaugural PINCUP Classic. On September 23-24 Jabronii will converge on the northern outpost for a weekend of golf, poker and bad behaviour. For those interested, please forward an email listing your intent to play to Airdrie resident Pinz including your name, phone number and average score over 18. We are trying to put like abilities together so if you don't want to play with BP, then aim low.

PINCUP CLASSIC RULES
(1) Sandbagging will not be tolerated unless it includes bagging someone in the sand trap.
(2) Anytime someone makes reference to something filthy as it relates to golf terminology double entendres such as "hit it in there stiff" or "I got caught in the long grass" or "lets play the back nine" you must chortle like a 4 year old for at least 15 seconds.
(3) There is no back seat to a golf cart, so gentlemen, please try and restrain yourselves.
(4) Balls hit into the tress will carry a maximum time limit of 3 minutes to look for it, unless you went in alone. Then, you have only 2 minutes to look for it.
(5) The most important rule of all, please always endeavour to play with your own balls.