HOT BREAKING NEWS SOUTH OF THE BORDER!!
Announcing the union of Jarret Jordan Voytilla Hyppia, suspected student loan dodger, and Marcia Renee Vilchis Peralta, confirmed mariachi chanteuse, in Nogales, Sonora, MX on Saturday July 8, 2006. Photos currently under development. Drunken shenanigans to follow at an as yet unnamed sunny beach over New Years. Gringos from Canada are suspected to attend but as yet this rumor is unconfirmed. We will update this report as soon as new information becomes available.
posted by Jabroni at 2:32 PM
2 Comments:
Is this a mexican "shotgun" wedding???????????
Any little bandidos on the way??
3:49 PM
Was this the prize from Fawcett that set up camp, cooked meals, fetched firewood, complimented the boys, drank wholesomely and otherwise was the life of the party?
Had I known she was still on the market I would have T_'d her from you.
Pinz my sanchez
4:37 PM
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