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Young Jabronii member BP proved on the weekend that he has been completely emasculated as evidenced in the sporty cartoon drawing of him above. Missing out on the finale of the FIFA World Cup 2006 in order to attend that lamest of all wedding traditions "the gift opening".
After a plea for leniency from his lady love LB was forcibly and audibly denied, BP was forced to tuck his tail between his legs (where his nuts should have been) and enjoy tea and dainties with the bride and her family. Hopefully he got her a gift this time, and didn't just wrap up some old newspapers in a box.