Tragic News

As reported earlier, members of the Jabronii had a golf date on Saturday July 8 at Goose Hummock Golf Resort. What they didn't know was that they also had a date with tragedy, and a one night stand with anguish. Jabronii JB started off his round after arriving at the course just in time for tee-off with the comment "warming up is for faggots". Then, karma reared her ugly head. Moments after snapping his drive into the nearest grove of trees, JB walked to his cart in disgust, only to fall victim to a slippery staircase.

Onlookers had to look away in disgust as JB literally kicked himself in the ass as he cascaded down the morning dew slick staircase on his way to pain town. It was a short trip, but it is a big town. After a moment of recovery the only sign of trauma was blood cascading down the shin of the unlucky golfer. The real horror was what lay beneath. Over the course of the next several hours, coupled with an overly long route home through Edmonton's decrepit Northside, the knee locked up and JB found it increasingly difficult to keep from crying like a schoolgirl. Many treatments of ice later, and the swelling has gone down, but the rice krispie-esque sounds coming from the left knee area are about as welcome as BP at a potluck supper.

Not all was tragedy though, as BP did his best to cheer up the ailing Jabrone by trampling over golfs hallowed rules and thought processes.

An artists rendition of the collapse is featured above.