Jabroni Approves of New Federal Budget

Mathis Parker weighed in today after a few days of pondering the new Federal budget; "I feel these advancements made by Stephen Harper will contribute significantly to me being able to afford a college better than the Last Chance College (LCC). He then proceeded to fill his pants with a green tar-like substance and cry until they were changed.



"Do you know what that smell is dad? That's servitude and you better get used to it."

TRAVEL SECTION

TUESDAY MORNING

Lone Tree Golf Course

http://www.lonetreegolf18.com/rkcourse.asp?HID=436&TM=4156&RN=168016

With several holes that encounter water, this course offers a stark contrast to most in the Arizona market. At a full price of $52 for 18 holes before discounts, Lone Tree is also one of the most affordable tracks in the area.

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MONDAY AFTERNOON

Trilogy Course at Power Ranch

http://www.trilogygolfclub.com/powerranch/

The home course for the Jabronii trip, the Trilogy course is situated in the Queens Creek basin, surrounded by many of the East Valley's visual landmarks. The current price for twilight golf is $50 per round after 1:00PM, this will only go down as they haven't posted the April rates as of yet. This is also before potential discounts.

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MONDAY MORNING

Poston Butte Golf Club

http://www.postonbuttegc.com/index.php

A brand new course with a very impressive pedigree. Managed by illustrious golf course managment firm Troon Golf, PB promises to be a gem of the valley. An island green and crushed lava in lieu of desert sand are two small unique touches. In two years this course will bo only available to play for well over $100 per round, April's pre-discount price is $70 per round.

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After months of tireless searching, Four courses have been chosen to host the Jabronii arriving in Mid-April. Narrowing down the choices from hundreds to only four has been an arduous task, but well worth the effort.

SUNDAY AFTERNOON

The Duke at Rancho Eldorado

http://www.thedukegolf.com/view.asp?id=226&page=4261

After winning the rights to proclaim itself as the # 1 new public course in Arizona for 2003, coupled with ridiculous Twilight rates available makes this course a no brainer for the Jabrone. A before potential discount price of $40 for Twilight play makes this the perfect locale for the Jabrones warm up.