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Tragic News from Churchill Manitoba.

Longtime RCMP horseman Officer Dudley was murdered today while on routine patrol through the ice ridden streets of Churchill Manitoba.

"It was terrible", wept Dudley's protege BPlaz, "We were busy performing our nightly oath to the Beaver, Moose and QEII when that Polar Bear dragged Dudley right out of our igloo"

"I thought nothing of it, because Dudley has a pet Polar Bear, but that wasn't Nanook!! It wasn't Nanook!!!, It wasn't Nanook!!"

The interview ended here as Constable Plaz needed to be restrained his grief was so immense.

As evidenced by the above photograph, all that was left was Dudley's carcass, and the little pieces of cardboard used to flare out the standard issue Mountie trousers.