FASHION SECTION

Airdrie resident Pinz has been spotted around town looking for the definitive outfit to wear this New Years eve.
"I need something that says, Hey I am just here for a good time, but if you bump me on the dance floor, brother, i'll rip your fuckin balls off"

Some say he may be sending the wrong message by wearing the above garments, but Pinz scoffs at the naysayers "Fuck 'em if they can't handle it, we can settle this in the Octagon"