Fun for the Kids!

Apparently dismayed at the blandness of today's comics page, the good people at Garfield decided to spice things up with their new entry.

"People need to stop being afraid of stuff like this" quipped Jim Davis, creator of the lasagna scarfing feline.

Look for the new wave in a funny pages near you.

Next up, Calvin and Hobbes experiment with "fisting" and Charlie Brown will give Lucy no chance to pull his balls away this time.

LETHBRIDGE HIGHLIGHTS

NOT VERY NEWSWORTHY

Southern Alberta redneck TP was invited to his first ever Poutine Party this past week.

"It's kind of like a regular party, but less fun" opined the gravy and cheese stuffed yokel. "First, we all spice the gravy and cut the cheese" he explained "..then, when all fo that is done, we cry into our toques over the tough lives we lead"

BP BAR MITZVAH

NEWSWORTHY EVENT

Come one, come all to the celebration that some say is long overdue. Well actually most say it. Aw screw it, we all have been waiting patiently for this day.

BP is becoming a man.

On Friday afternoon at 3:30 PM in the esteemed Law Courts of our Albertan Capital City, BP will be called before a judge and sworn in as a fully fledged member of society. Many things will change upon the completion of the aforementioned ceremony.

(1) When BP takes off all his clothing and places his male parts between his legs in the ever popular "Suzie Tuck" position, it will no longer be viewed as "cute" or "irascible". It will from now on be the symptom of a troubled mind and be subject to legal ramifications and or, the dreaded rear admiral.

(2) Now, when more than one Jabroni takes a cab with BP he will be asked to pay his fair share. Sprinting out of the cab and into the bar will no longer be an accepted act. Possible side effects of a continuation of this policy include Indian burns and no cause Sanchezes.

(3) LB will be forced to seek professional counselling because for the past six years she has been a practicing pederast. On Friday, LB will kill two birds with one stone as she watches her boy become a man and can register as a sex offender in the same building. Win Win!