LATEBREAKING STORY

On Saturday August 26th, many thought it was the end of an era. Defying all experts opinons and the Mandalay Bay Sports Lounge betting line, TS managed to go through an entire stag without laying the wood to anyone.
But as they say, it ain't over 'til it's over.
"Why limit the streak to just that night?" remarked TS "If I hump her within the week it counts, and then I will take her to the wedding to hump her again"
"K" a lovely young beer bitch from Stony Plain with a penchant for Eatmore candy bars will do the honour of escorting TS to a local watering hole, and in order to keep the streak alive, then to a seedy motel.
Great work young TS, there are forces at work here a lot larger than you.