BREATHTAKING NEWS!!!
It's official, Plaz B is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Plaz B achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!
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Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Plaz B remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.
It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that BP is not your average masturbator. In an interview with Jabroni Times reporters after the record setting event, BP was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".
This record was formerly held by Airdrie resident, Pinz who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Pinz was not available for comment.
When asked what his next world record achievement would be, BP said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".
posted by Jabroni at 11:59 AM
3 Comments:
Was this a feat of endurance or more of determination? And how can I be exluded from this article? I may have never been about volume/day (maybe occasionally), but when it came to sustainability and routinely showing up every night to perform, i was the champ. True that i may have hung up my skates, but i think a little credit is due.
TP in SO-AL
8:25 AM
If this was a consecutive day record, buddy it is named after you.
But this is a one day record.
9:21 AM
Blog requires attention. No new posts for too long? Waz goinz on?
4:22 PM
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