More Fun for the Children!

In an ongoing increased effort to eradicte the saccharine sweetness of the ol' comic strip the Jabroni Times has searched high and low-brow to find the latest and greatest treats for the kids.

No longer will they need to rely on the lesbian guidance of Peppermint Patty and Marcie, or the obvious plushie fetish enjoyed by Calvin when he is taking time off from partaking in golden showers on Ford decals. Now the kids can emulate REAL role models.

Enjoy.